⭐

️– Frank (Self-Appointed Good Boy & Household Supervisor)

 Hi, I’m Frank. I’ve been asked to review myself, and honestly, I don’t know how to be objective because I am exceptional.
Pros:
I am extremely loving. Some may say “clingy,” but those people are wrong. I simply ensure you are never alone again.
I will sit on your lap at all times. If you don’t have a lap available, I will create one.

Excellent security system. I alert you to everything: leaves, neighbours, distant noises, the concept of someone possibly walking past later.

I enjoy walks. Not fast ones. Thoughtful ones. With lots of sniffing. Very enriching for me.

I am great with other dogs and reasonably diplomatic with cats (as long as they understand I am in charge).

I love car rides and will happily go anywhere with you, especially if snacks are involved.

 Areas for Improvement (allegedly):

 I have been told I “lack awareness of personal space.” I disagree. I am very aware — I just choose to ignore it
I may look at you while you’re eating. Intensely. For the entire duration. This is called support.
My bark has been described as “enthusiastic.” Again, I am simply communicating important updates.
I have a healthy appetite. Some say “too healthy.” Those people are not vets.

 Lifestyle:
Weight: 16.6kg of solid, irresistible love

Hobbies: snoozing, supervising, snack acquisition, emotional support

Favourite place: your bed (our bed)

Final Thoughts:
If you are looking for independence, space, and quiet… I am not your dog.

If you are looking for unconditional love, constant companionship, great with kids and a slightly dramatic best friend who will adore you forever… congratulations, you’ve found me.

You’re welcome.

 — Frank 

🐾

MICROCHIPPED, C5, FLEA/TICK AND FULLY VET CHECKED INC HEART-WORM ANNUAL VACCINATION

ADOPTION FEE: $1400.00